Hurry up and wait

28th May 2012

Chat reblogged from Niko's Journal with 13 notes

The bizarre slash fiction journey I took to get my laundry.

• Me: Gonna go get my laundry.
• My Roommate: It's too dangerous to go alone, take these Cookie Crisps with you. This is the journey you have to take. To get your laundry you're going to have to defeat Saruman, but to get there you're going to have to follow this path. First, you have to meet up with Legolas so you have a partner to take on Mario and Luigi who are blocking the path. You got that?
• Me: Alright. What's next?
• My Roommate: Next, you're going to fight Zelda-
• Me: Why?
• My Roommate: Just go with it, so you have to fight Zelda, but she's too strong for you. So you know what you have to do? You have to get the frosted flakes. With the frosted flakes you can beat Zelda. Do you know what's next?
• Me: I fight Saruman?
• My Roommate: Wrong. You only have frosted flakes, he's too strong for you. You need corn flakes. So you have to go through the hundred acre woods to get to the Italian coliseum-
• Me: As opposed to the other one.
• My Roommate: Right, the Russian one is all the way over here, and you don't need to go that far. Inside you'll see the box of corn flakes floating up and down and spinning, once you have that, you pass through the eye of a thousand souls and with cookie crisps, frosted flakes, and corn flakes, Saruman's done. Then you can get your laundry.

Tagged: all my favorite referencesnonsensicalawesome

Source: nikosnature